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Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.
by Spinter April 22, 2021
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Lion style

Another phrase for the “rear entrysex position that I assigned to it, since it looks like when lions mate
I let him do it to me lion style last night. I came & it was great.
by Superjuliam March 5, 2023
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Lion

Lion is hot af.
by Professor Lion November 22, 2021
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Lion Advocate

One of the most bot-like humans that you could ever meet in your life. They believe that lions would beat Pokémon through sheer delusion and their minimum utilization of brain cells. They bring up the most idiotic arguments such as the "lion ladder" or "lion stack" because they are bots. If you ever find yourself in an argument with one, always keep in mind that they have the same IQ as a goldfish and are simply the biggest clowns ever.
Lion Advocate: LIONS WIN 100% OF THE TIME
Me: Ur a clown
by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 28, 2021
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The Lion King

When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"
"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."
by RoLLingTid3 July 8, 2020
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Alex The Lion

The hot, sexy, cute, main character from DreamWorks' 'Madagascar' franchise voiced by Ben Stiller
by Drooper The Lion December 9, 2023
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Iron Lion

Also Mighty Iron Lion. Often used to refer to the Holden V8, most commonly known as a 308 or 304.
"I got a 1998 Holden VT Series 1 SS Commodore manual, the last one with the iron lion!"
by (mostly) aussie slang ; August 7, 2023
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