light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

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Light switch

People called Natasha that like to date people
Called dec on and off repeatedly

Natasha likes people called dec aka Light switch

by Wndnfnrkeksmd October 22, 2023

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Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.

Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.

by kzth November 14, 2023

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Light Googling

1. When someone uses a keyword on a search engine in an effort to gaslight or prove someone else’s possible shortcomings.
2. When someone wants to use your genetic condition as a platform to address their unlrelated issues with you.

I did some Light Googling since I couldn’t sleep last night and came up with a list of all the things that may be wrong with you…
You came up with all that just by entering the word “alcohol”???

by KasperSF November 29, 2023

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Light This City

The Evanescence of melodic death metal. Fuckin' amazing.

Light This City members
The sole consistent members of LTC are lead vocalist Laura Nichols and drummer Ben Murray. The band also includes...
- Guitarist Steve Hoffman
- Second guitarist Ryan Hansen (they didn't mention who does lead and who does rhythm, ffs)
- Bassist Jon Frost

by 7568ino December 7, 2023

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