food lag

Food lag is a physiological and emotional condition which results from the sudden change or withdrawal of good food devoured by the body resulting in ultimate sadness

- Damn I miss the food in (insert country last visited), now stuck in food lag...
- My food lag is killing me!!! Take me back to Japan and give me some fresh sushi!

by A_Crystal January 4, 2018

Lag

The reason you lost your Fortnite game

I hate this lag and now I came second place

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.

Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.

by MySexyHair February 21, 2015

lag

the new meaning of dying in bonk

jay: bro i lagged
chimp: you should stop lagging

by gtadamise September 17, 2021

Rip lag

When one hits a bong and has already pulled off one's bowl, has inhaled all of ones smoke, but continues to inhale after the bong is cleared. May be due to wanting to hold in one's hit.

Isaac hits rip lag all day.

by Rip lag August 8, 2015

Lag Wheeler

A Lag Wheeler is a player who combines spinning or running in circles, with connection issues to other players, (I.E. lag, frame rate drops, etc.), in order to become an unstoppable killing-machine, and a little bitch.

"Trust me, don't go near that guy."
"Why?"
"He's a goddamn Lag Wheeler."
"Shit son."

by Drewdler July 9, 2016

pride lag

Akin to jet lag, pride lag is the experience felt by gay pride attendees post party. Lasting from 1 day to 1 month, symptoms include manic depressive behavior, chemical withdrawals, and general bitchiness.

Girl, pride slapped my tits out. I'm suffering from pride lag huge.

by CocksNdicks June 25, 2017