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Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.
"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."
by synasthetic October 14, 2016
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Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.
by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017
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Laing middle school

Laing middle school is hot like the People there
by Weedboy69 May 3, 2017
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Laningham

That girl is such a laningham

I know
by Chocolate_Vanilla_Swirl May 13, 2017
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laying a dump at home

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.
by Anonrouge July 11, 2017
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Labingo

A cross hybrid of a squirrel and platypus. Was created in 2002 in a Swiss genetics laboratory by, Dr. Joseph Kemlage.
The experiment was a success but the organism only lived for 3-4 months and could not reach full growth. Said to eat JUUL pods and male semen.
Yo! Did you just see that Labingo steal Matt's last mint pod?!
by Lil_Mayo_Boi November 3, 2017
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Laying a cable

Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”
by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
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