Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
by Princess Runnin Fast Goin Slow October 07, 2013
The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.
by ivette July 19, 2006
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by lardeboy July 08, 2006
An advantage of a kitten man is a kitten man
Or most kinds of spastics
They kick shins in football and say "look a this" in a crazy voice and then hit footballs at retards.
Or most kinds of spastics
They kick shins in football and say "look a this" in a crazy voice and then hit footballs at retards.
by <3 Kitten man <3 September 25, 2008
refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka porno
dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!
by themuthafuckinman April 26, 2013
A word used to express how upset one is, or to offend someone. Also known as DTAK (pronounced D-tac. Offen used by emo teens.
I hate life! Death to all kittens!
by Emory February 13, 2006