July 12th

The people born on this day must be called daddy for the day ;)

Girl #1: Hey look! Her birthday is today, July 12th, we have to call her daddy for the day!
Girl #2: Hey daddy!

by emo_aphmau_kun November 8, 2019

July 21

If you’re born on July 21st, you’re elite and you got the fattest ass in town.

„Sir you can’t get into the club without your ID“

„My birthday is July 21“

„Shit my fault, you’ll get into the VIP area for free then“

by daddylongcalves July 20, 2020

july 13th

national eat ass day. if you like eating some ass happy holidays!

are you ready for july 13th, it will be a blast this year.

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

July 12th

The day King Vlo was born

July 12th yes the day of the King

by YourDaughtersBabyDaddy October 14, 2019

July 9

The Birth of Mario July

The birth of Mario. This is rely when he's born

I'm serious

bro: yo bro Mario day is tomorrow
Bro II :yes
bro: I'm going to buy my mom a Mario and she will go insane bro you know how much my mom loves Mario
Bro II :Yahoo
bro: July 9

by CharlesCream October 15, 2019

July 5th

NATIONAL CHAS DAY

It's July 5th! Time to celebrate national Chas day!

by chas's bestie July 4, 2021

July 22

The date that horny people are born on

Person: Oh your born on July 22? You must horny.

by jacobsaggytittyfan June 5, 2022