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Juan

He’s a mexican man with thick black hair, brown skin he is kind, Juan is the person to make you smile, he is so funny and full of energy it's wonderful, although he is smart, he doesn't apply himself to school as much as he should. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special.He has soft brown eyes and as a bonus has has a (third leg and can perform wonders with it) He’s just a sweet and thoughtful guy, and good bf materiel with a romantic side to him.
Did you see Juan today
Yeah I did he’s so dreamy
by flrtyndw November 19, 2023
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Juan

everyone’s the same, except Juan. he’s not like everyone else!!
by yomomma222 November 25, 2021
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juan morales

sooo cute, really pretty eyes and his smile is everything. i like him so much and i wanna be with him
ohh my juan morales is so cute and i really like him
by lolllllll0000000 December 12, 2024
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024
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The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!
by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023
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Juan

person 1- "who's that?"
person 2- "Him? Oh that's Juan"
person 1- "oh he's a horse, on a railing"
person 2- "sick"
by idkdidkdidkd January 2, 2022
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Juan Deago

The physical humanoid manifestation of a Juan Deag.
Player 1: "I just got headshot across the whole map!"
Juan Deago: "Hasta luego, Shitty!"
by KXN September 14, 2023
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