Juan

Short Man who’s bad at Smash
N:Juan is a good person.
D: Haha Good One!
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Juan is the man with the plan
He gets bitches
He gives advice to his friends on how to get bitches
He would give advice to you too
Juan is the man with the plan
Juan: ayo bro this is how you get bitches: REDACTED
Friend: thanks Juan
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A bitch who is self centered asshole who doesn't care about their gf and most times retarded and make stupid ass jokes that people find funny and will definitely never become famous or smart and will probably be poor
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A jackass who likes using the word trash alot even though he is the very definition of the word.
J:Hey are you friends with Juan? F: No hes a jackass. J: yeah fuck him
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A nigga who always has a luh calm fit and always walks with his AirPods and loves soccer and wants to meet Messi and also likes big booty girls 💀
Juan got a big dick-J😂
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The cool and sophisticated Mexican gangster who drives a lowrider also known as a juan rod . They are highly revered for their hard-working attitude and being very humble . Juans are the ogs and not posers and are blue collar and respected amongst people in their setting .
guy 1 you seen Carlos hes a real gangster he drives that lowrider??
guy 2 yeah he's awesome and that juan Rod is dope I can tell he put a shit ton of work into that thing!!
guy 1 yeah he doesn't act like that clon at my old theatere
by rayjay91 March 22, 2023
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