big johan

the best person alive most of the time a dad and yea hes just awesome

person 1 ;my dad is the most amazig dad ever!
person 2; whats his name?
person 1 ; big johan

by hermanius June 20, 2017

karl-johan

Karl-Johan is a person who is a famous badmintonplayer from sweden. He is often using a femail bodylangue. He is also a very akward socialy talanted man. He is very afraid of animals and can not laugh. He is awsome.

Oh, I should put some Karl-Johan in My toast!

by //Nosen October 14, 2017

Lars-Johan

Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.

Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?

LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan

by DJ Kkkkajsa November 16, 2017

karl johan

A man who drives a derbi Moped and is a jækel to screw and spends too uch money on his moped. But he is also very sexy smart and awesome

Look there is Karl Johan

by Kæælll February 6, 2018

karl-johan

An ugly butt tall guy who’s cousin is fat as Fuck

Have you noticed how tall Karl-Johan is?

by Bigdickbill00 March 21, 2018

Megra Johannes

sem. 2

Megra is sad more often than I'd like her to be. She's also way too hard on herself and it makes life hard for her. Megra is beautiful but is blind to it which is SOOO FRUSTURATINGGG. Her face is literally beautiful and is so much prettier when its happy. McKara has so much good about her. She is determined, powerful, thoughtful, and fun-loving. She is always singing which would be annoying but her voice is absolute butter. McKara is a vault of beauty and loveliness and I hope to see it unlocked- SOON

Megra Johannes is so gorgeous... how does she think she's ugly??????

Who's birthday is tomrrow?? Megra's!!

by butterbbybahp March 5, 2019

Karl Johan

Its a norwegian guy with a big viking cock.

OMG his cock is so big. his name must be Karl Johan

by Karl Johan has a 12inch dick February 12, 2020