Jonased

When oral sex is performed on an individual (male or female)while said individual is driving a motor vehicle
While I was driving my new girlfriend to my mom and dad's place for dinner she inquired "have you ever been jonased?" "Not by someone as talented as you" was my reply. "Well pull down your pants and I will jonas you like you have never been jonased before."
by downtown duke March 13, 2009
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jonasized

working out to Jonas Brothers music to get skinny and fit just in case you "accidentally" run into them at their very own house in LA or NJ or wherever they are at the time.
Obsessed fan one: "AYYE YO! Lets get Jonasized!"

Obsessed fan two: "THIS IS HARD WORK!
Isn't it Burnin' Up in here? While I'm Jonasizing!"

Obsessed fan one: "Youre fat and ugly, you need to be Jonasized."

aaahahah.
wow.
by bbbrittanybbbyo August 21, 2008
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Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonas‘ phenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.
One can use the Jonas’ phenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.
by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022
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Jona

Jona has a big penis
by didjdn November 21, 2021
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Jonas

Hey, have you heard about jonas?

Is he Czech?

Yeah

Ok
by Mcdonaldsman May 21, 2022
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Jona

Jona is a person that is very cool, he is also addictet to smoking and loves to drink beer.
If you know a Jona you definitely have to go partying with him
Tim: Hey Jona, let’s drink a beer!
Jona: Shut up Tim, not with you
by GarimRottUhl November 24, 2021
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jona

she is a loving person. she will always be tgere for her friends. she cares about every single one of her friends. she is frineds with everyone. she is a caring person. and always loves her bestfriends. she does alot of crazy stuff. will dance crazy. and is always happy.
jona is always happy for who she is.
by jona she is always happy March 07, 2019
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