jonasized

working out to Jonas Brothers music to get skinny and fit just in case you "accidentally" run into them at their very own house in LA or NJ or wherever they are at the time.

Obsessed fan one: "AYYE YO! Lets get Jonasized!"

Obsessed fan two: "THIS IS HARD WORK!
Isn't it Burnin' Up in here? While I'm Jonasizing!"

Obsessed fan one: "Youre fat and ugly, you need to be Jonasized."

aaahahah.
wow.

by bbbrittanybbbyo October 15, 2008

A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.

hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''

by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010

jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

Jonas

Palm oil, hinmmler and mountain dew is three words thats describe his name. He is also addicted to ketchup and fortnite. He will start like a youtuber but he will not do it very well.

How you doing, Jonas?

by A1non0ymC123 December 10, 2018

Jonas’ Girl

Jonas’ girl is kind and funny. She’s really pretty but doesn’t know it. She is hardworking and friendly. Her and Jonas get along great and are best friends.

Girl1- Wow Jonas’ girl is really kind
Girl2- Yeah she doesn’t understand how pretty she is.

by August2011 December 15, 2018

Jonas

A guy who often wants to show other people his nacked ass and rub it against them. He has herpes and watches very much porn.

Of fuck Jonas just rubbed his as aginst me and is gonna watch porn with herpes.

by dolfdolf August 3, 2018