jonasized

working out to Jonas Brothers music to get skinny and fit just in case you "accidentally" run into them at their very own house in LA or NJ or wherever they are at the time.

Obsessed fan one: "AYYE YO! Lets get Jonasized!"

Obsessed fan two: "THIS IS HARD WORK!
Isn't it Burnin' Up in here? While I'm Jonasizing!"

Obsessed fan one: "Youre fat and ugly, you need to be Jonasized."

aaahahah.
wow.

by bbbrittanybbbyo October 15, 2008

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.

Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!

by bigjoncleetus June 9, 2020

jonas

A gaslighter - steer clear of anyone named jonas

Jonas is a gaslighter

by wowiewowowow January 2, 2024

Jonas Brothers

I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.

The Jonas Brothers is going to be the cause of World War III.

by 7568ino December 25, 2023

Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023

Jona

That bitch fine af knows how such. She really dumb and hot thats why everyone wants her exept that one guy she obsessed but atleast she got hoes

Jona is dumbasshoe

by User280601 November 20, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.

Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!

by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021