John

A person who's brain never works and uses it as an excuse when he does something dumb.

Damn, my friend is such a John. He said he forgot how to take notes because his brain didn't work.

by LargeBowlOfRamen November 23, 2021

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John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.

Tara just shit all over that John who low balled them for a blow job.

by Ms. Inform November 23, 2021

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John is a musty sun of a bitch. He constantly reeks and smells like BO. John is also the type of guy to have a micro cock, he uses Mayo to masturbate.

Damn the man is such a john.

by Jacob18585929 November 24, 2021

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