National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.

So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful

by laparth November 6, 2020

jared gold

a very aggressive very kinky boy that likes to refer to girls as bitches and also loves the word "fuck"

"What did you fucking say?, fucking bitch" - jared gold

by susafet March 9, 2016

Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”

by 3little3series November 6, 2020

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017

Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.

Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*

by JaredsFingers December 20, 2022

Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.

“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”

by Jared1337 June 13, 2021

Jared Leto is the best

That Jared Leto is the best actor in the world, as well as the best actor in history.

"Jared Leto is the best"

by DRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS September 11, 2022