Jia madness

the obessesion caused by the girl name jia or javeria.

guy 1:dude, im really like this javeria girl. i dont know what is happening.

guy 2:dude, i think you're having Jia madness...

by Champ ahm January 25, 2013

Mad maxine

To have anal sex while she is stuck in the backdoors of a van while some one else drives in the desert. Once you ejaculate, go and jump in to a moving dune buggy and drive off. Strap-ons are acceptable if the 2 are lesbian.

Guy 1: I hooked up with a Arizona chick on tinder and we did a Mad maxine.
Guy 2:Dude you have been on urban dictionary too much.

by Idk something stupid? June 12, 2020

Mad Boo

A term used to indicate that something is unjust, unpleasant, of poor quality, or regrettable.

Student: Look at my work, I've done my best to accomplish the goal.

Instructor: Mad Boo, I'm sorry.

by UncleDarrell911USA December 2, 2022

Mad Slav

A smexy tiktok editor that deserves all da chicks

Dude:O shit is that mad slav?

Me:yeah dat smexy editor

by Therealalphamale March 10, 2020

sex mad

what the kids that frequent urbandictionary.com want to see the most, as well as TRYING to associating EVERY word with oral or anal sex.

oral sex sucks guys get used to it, its not proper sex because only the female enjoys it! the male thinking to himself this is crap, no enjoyment whatsoever, got to dump her!

by TV sucks November 29, 2004

Midnight Madness

the kick off of the beginning of a high school sports season (usually football) in which a team practices at the earliest possible moment, so they can kick extra ass in all of their games. FOOOTTBAAALLLL!!

Johnny: "Hey are you going to midnight madness tonight?"
Jimmy: "Hell Yeah! Our football team is gunna be AWESOME this year!"
Johnny: "FUCK YEA!!"
Jimmy: "FOOOOTTTBAAALLLL!!!!!"

by crazycaddy August 17, 2011

Mad Lad

Title reserved for Jack Churchill

Someone says, "Never bring a sword to a gunfight". Yeah, tell that to Jack Churchill. What a mad lad

by newholder December 19, 2019