Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar
Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.
by Blueyfan March 03, 2023
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Pit Pet

The slang term or name for someone who submits to their partner by way of worshiping their armpits.

A pit pet refers to the submissive role, and as such the dominant partner may lead the interaction by way of play-force or request.

A pit pet will often find arousal either in the mere act of submission, or an armpit fetish may come into play.
Mary is my little pit pet. Every time I raise my arms, she blushes. Like a good pit pet, I’ll pull her nose into it and she just moans and trembles.
by Ticklechambers March 03, 2023
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broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.
"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
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Pet Bat

Wow, Pet Bat is worse than Bots at BD!
by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022
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Pro-pet romantic preference

Aka. P.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has pets
Vanessa is only interested in dating people who have pets because she believes it shows they can handle some responsibility, are compassionate, and considerate. She has a pro-pet romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 02, 2021
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pet my roo

Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis
by Austin2400 February 06, 2017
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pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause September 18, 2015
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