A black moment

When you have a moment of ghettoness. or say something really gangsta.
1.You knew she was gonna have a black moment when you saw her foot long nails and her mouth about to open....

2.Tracy had another blck moment today. This time she was bobbing her head like a chiken while she said "Oh no you dit-int"
by Insane Nu Yawka July 18, 2005
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BMW Moment

BMW-Standing for BOY MEETS WORLD- a show from the late 1990's, with overdone/dramatic moments. A BMW moment is said when a person overreacts to something small.
Tina-"Where is my hairbrush?"
Jorge-"Oh I left it outside"
Tina-"OKAY. NOT ONLY DID YOU USE IT WITHOUT ASKING, BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT IT BACK, WHAT IF YOU WERENT HERE?? WHAT WOULD'VE I HAVE DONE? I WOULD HAVE NEVER OF FOUND IT, EVER, AND MY HAIR WOULD FOREVER ME TANGLED"
Jorge-"...omg Tina...BMW moment much?"
by Shypix February 23, 2009
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Man Moment

A man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience in which he fails to find an item until enlisting the help of a female— often a mother, mother figure, or significant other.
Man: I can’t find my shoes.
Female: You’re having a man moment, they’re right in front of you.
by NotSoUrbanBictionary August 30, 2020
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Boomer Moment

Something that was idiotically done even though it was common sense.
S: I wasn't trying for it, but I impregnated my girl...
E: You should've used a condom
S: What's a condom?
E: Boomer Moment
by bonk . October 28, 2019
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A Glen Moment

This refers to something that an individual (Usually A Glen) would deem widely accepted or cool to show off, but in reality it just makes them look like a fucking idiot.
That was such a glen moment...
by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020
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Magikarp Moment

A Magikarp Moment is when you have the expression of a Magikarp's face on your own. This usually occurs when you are stumped, in a state of shock or embarassed.
Jim: Hey Bob, I logged on to our computer this morning... And somehow a picture of you with 5 brazilian-shaved men and a guy dressed like batman in assless-chaps popped up...

Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)
by Everfrost July 02, 2011
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mirror moments

Those whimsical moments of low self esteem, when we flash questions to the mirror to explore the answer, whether we are very ugly like everybody else says or worth of anything atll.
when I had those mirror moments and mirror told I was not ugly and looked atleast average good.
by Petersonn December 13, 2005
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