Massage Chair Sex

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.

Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped

by URMOMS POGOSTIK November 9, 2009

electric chair

Really intense sexual intercourse, especially referring to the climax. Goldie Hawn's character in "The Banger Sisters" uses the expression in a similar way.

When she experienced orgasm, she was in the electric chair!

Dude 1: I put my babe in the "chair" the other night.
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: The Electric Chair!
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Never mind...

by Thin Guy October 20, 2006

Chair-Queer

A male homosexual who pleasures another male homosexual while sitting in a chair.

"Hey, lets do it chair queer style."

by Mandible May 19, 2005

Horizontal rocking chair

When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair

Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair

by Gerzman July 18, 2017

Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 21, 2013

12" Gaming Chair

When someone in your game session brags about how good they are and how bad others are at the video game they play. Implying that they are playing the game with a 12" dildo inside of them.

Gamer 1: "lol ur so badddd l2p like me"
Gamer 2: "don't worry about Gamer 1, he's totally on a 12" Gaming Chair"

by anonbucket June 9, 2020

Put the chair on the wall

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018