Massage Chair Sex

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.

Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped

by URMOMS POGOSTIK November 9, 2009

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electric chair

Really intense sexual intercourse, especially referring to the climax. Goldie Hawn's character in "The Banger Sisters" uses the expression in a similar way.

When she experienced orgasm, she was in the electric chair!

Dude 1: I put my babe in the "chair" the other night.
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: The Electric Chair!
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Never mind...

by Thin Guy October 20, 2006

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Chair-Queer

A male homosexual who pleasures another male homosexual while sitting in a chair.

"Hey, lets do it chair queer style."

by Mandible May 19, 2005

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Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.

See ya later, imma go play with my chair.

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12" Gaming Chair

When someone in your game session brags about how good they are and how bad others are at the video game they play. Implying that they are playing the game with a 12" dildo inside of them.

Gamer 1: "lol ur so badddd l2p like me"
Gamer 2: "don't worry about Gamer 1, he's totally on a 12" Gaming Chair"

by anonbucket June 9, 2020

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Fortnite battle chair

A chair with a hole at anus level in it with a giant bucket with a tube at crotch level for shitting and pissing while playing fortnite. Perfect for no-lifed addicts who can play the game without having to take a piss or shit in the toilet

Hey man, i am ready to dominate fortnite today, got my Fortnite Battle Chair ready

by comicsansessay39 June 20, 2023

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