Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.

by Justden May 11, 2019

Human Cocktipede

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.

"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."

by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021

Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

Human Grasscity

Someone that knows alot about smoking weed and shares their knowledge to other smokers.

Buzz: we always learn something new with andrew
Andy: yeah he is like a human grasscity.

by DJ TMONEY15 January 19, 2011

human fridge

that guy who always has food around

Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.

by Qul Broe July 17, 2016

Human Infomercial

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.

by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008

human trailer

A person who rides/slides attatched by a rope to the rear of an automobile. Ideal in snowy/icy conditions at speeds of 10-40 MPH.

Video-taping yourself as a human trailer provides a evening of entertaining antics.

by britishguy April 18, 2004