hotel day

Slang for sex in a hotel. Commonly done on set dates.

My mistress wanted another hotel day so we decided to get hot and dirty in Marriot.

by biscuitsandgravy January 27, 2012

Hostile obedience

The act of following directions from an authority figure to the nth degree all the while knowing that the effort will yield meaningless/worthless data or results. This is generally accompanied with the smug self-satisfaction of knowing that you have wasted 6 weeks completing a project whose value is zero and being able to tell you boss with a smart-ass grin that you did exactly what you were told.

There are two types of bad employees - one never does what is asked of them - the other only does what is asked of them. A person who practices hostile obedience falls into this second category

by HiWay61 December 6, 2012

Hotel Hospitality

Hotel Hospitality is act of pooping on a one night stand's pillow before you make your escape. Such as to leave a courtesy mint on a hotel pillow.

Skip: "Yeah bruh I totally gave that girl some hotel hospitality this morning while she was in the shower."

Pete: "Oh gnarly, wet or dry?"

by NikkiCorpse November 21, 2014

Hotel Parachuting

Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.

Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.

by 2Legs July 21, 2014

Hotel hopscotch

When you're on vacation and don't have one continuous hotel room, and you're booking night by night, in different hotels.

We got kicked out of our room and now we are playing hotel hopscotch for the rest of our vacation!

by CK BK mofo July 9, 2016

Hostess Zinger

The act of giving a girl a facial and then spilling round two inside of her while she still has round one on her face. Just like a Hostess Zinger, she's got the dry, crusty frosting on top and the fresh cream in the center.

She wants to go two rounds tonight so I'm gonna Hostess Zinger her!

by Memeintosh May 13, 2016

Hotel bourbon

Getting toasted on bourbon street and deciding no one will catch you giving head to someone in the ice room of the 14th hotel floor. But when your night is ending at 6 am, others nights are beginning, and they need ice.

Carlos and Samantha engaged in hotel Bourbon. A fine gentleman walked in and said, "Oh excuse me, I was just getting ice."

by KattheMadel January 30, 2017