hestesperm

Hestesperm is the danish word for horse semen. Here it is used as an extremly harsh diss.

Such as:

Hipster #1: Dude, dubstep is totally hestesperm!
Hipster #2: Hellz yeah!

by thepastandthepending April 28, 2011

Hetero-mo

A man who is overtly masculine and seems incredibly heterosexual for all rights and purposes, including dress, interests, and public conduct, but is in reality an extremely subtle homosexual.

Corey dresses and acts like a straight guy, but he's totally into dudes. He's such a hetero-mo!

by Stormy_Weather August 6, 2011

Hatterapple

A word invented out of random words, incluing "hat" and "apple" as a semi-euphemism for "penis."

Also can be used as a cutesy-term for male genitalia.

"I wonder how big HIS hatterapple is!"

by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011

Hattershalés

A word derived from "hatterapple" and "mellashalés" to be used as a semi-euphemism for "man-boobs."

"It's totally gross when guys have hattershalés."

by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011

heater on

Drunk; beyond a buzz but not yet blasted.

That dude has a heater on and better stay the hell off that that moped.

by SemiFrost2 November 3, 2013

hetebro

A straight bro who's extreme uncomfortableness with homosexuality secretly means he really wants it in the bum.

When I wear meggings all the hetebros stare at my ass until they realize I'm a dude then they get all freaked out and uncomfortable. Then they check out my ass one more time.

by rdub March 14, 2014

heterobicircumsexual

An individual who circles back and fourth around that fact of if they are a heterosexual or bisexual, at times being heterosexual and at other times being bisexual, but never having the two orientations overlap at any given time.

Latin roots used:
bi - meaning: two
circum - meaning: around

Greek roots used:
hetero - meaning: other

Man, Tom is such a heterobicircumsexual. Last week he was all over that chick Stacy, but now he doesn't even like girls.

by bigalan6622 January 28, 2015