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Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
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Helmet

A derogatory term for a girl that likes to give head.

Originated in Franklin, MA in the 80's.
"that chick Jodi loves to suck cock. She's such a little helmet."
by Abar42 October 11, 2015
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dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014
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Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.
Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!
by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003
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helmet game

A rivalry game of Monta Vista against Tino in which Monta Vista will win and keep the helmet.
I cannot wait to wear neon tomorrow to the helmet game and watch monta vista keep the helmet”
by uhhhhsil November 2, 2023
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Helmet shiner

Someone who licks 🍆 tips
by Wolfsoul76YT October 9, 2020
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