helmet

1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina

that is a helmet

by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009

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shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic November 20, 2015

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German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

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Bong helmet

When one is high and thinking of outrageous ideas.

“Bro imagine an adult-size infant” “Damn this dudes wearing the bong helmet.”

by Suffolkcountycunt August 20, 2022

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Helmet Junkie

Someone who likes to partake in the gobbling of the helmet

Adam ‘That girl over there, keeps trying to touch the inside of my leg’.

Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.

Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.

Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’

by MagicWanger June 9, 2021

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