Die.
A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
Get the step foot on heavenmug. A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?
Matt:alright
(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)
Jill:thank god
Matt:alright
(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)
Jill:thank god
by Jingle823 November 30, 2020
Get the Heavens delightmug. That place from the Bible that you go to after you die, if you didn’t sin of course. NOT a fucking name.
by Hitmantheman February 26, 2024
Get the Heavenmug. by NickBurgio November 28, 2021
Get the heaven sinmug. What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)
by empha September 18, 2023
Get the Ramp to Heavenmug. by Someoneotherthanmyself March 12, 2022
Get the Heavenmug. Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.
by Isator November 14, 2023
Get the oh good heavens im about to splurgemug.