Pump with an underground hammer

getting a handjob while the chick jams her thumb in and out of your ass.

So im getting a handjob from this ten dollar whore and the next thing you know im getting a pump with an underground hammer .

by Dick Fitzwell Esq September 1, 2009

the black hammer

A big black dick that makes a thud shound when it hits the ground

I have the blackest of all the black hammers

by Hammer of black May 1, 2015

Hammer Dick

One who drives with careless disreguard. Used by truck drivers to describe eachother. Hammer as meant to be the accelerator, Dick as used to be dicking around and driving like a dickhead. Can also be used as Hammer Dicken.

Christina said to her boyfriend " I got behind this Hammer Dick on the freeway.

Or:

Marsha was Hammer Dicken to get home to make supper

by SpdR8ser January 5, 2008

turkish hammer

Foreign Born Chicago Bulls backup Center - 2010 to present.

To ball exceptionally well within 8 feet of the hoop when facing the rim. An expert at two-handed dunks and racking up fouls en masse. To hold an uncanny resemblance to Judge Reinhold circa "Vice Versa" (1998).

Turkish Hammer basketball Turkey Chicago Bulls Basketball

by Osirus808 April 7, 2011

Hammerhead

A person who is heavily intoxicated to the point that his/her eyes deviate away from their head (much like how a hammerhead shark is)

Dude, you were so hammerhead last night!

by HurricaneGordon November 19, 2009

Hammer of Thor

The process of blowing a deep pool of man juice into your cupped dominant hand as a result of fellatio and then slapping your partner across the face with said soiled hand. Used as a way of exerting dominance or discipline.

Bitch was acting up, so I gave her the Hammer of Thor. Now she cooks me dinner every night.

by A-seven September 20, 2009

hammer thumb

A colloquial expression for 'clubbed thumb', a physiological difference where an individuals' thumb appears shorter or 'ogre-ish' in comparison to normal digits; almost like its been hit with a hammer.

Dude, have you seen Megan Fox's hammer thumb? Its totally fucking gross, bro. I'd still it though.

by Notacrook June 10, 2010