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Gooch Geeks

Did you watch the new Gooch Geeks video?
by GPG legend 2 September 15, 2020
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Sticky Gooch

When your semen dribbles out of your dick and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky.
I watched porn last night, and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
by scabbylips December 15, 2015
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Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.
A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.
by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025
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White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.
Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.
by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012
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gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person
I heard Matt is a gooche boy.
by Youngmetro35 May 26, 2016
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gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.
Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato
by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017
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Gooched

1. Recieving a kick up the gooch
2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad
"Mum, can u check my balls? I got badly gooched today"
"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"
"We gooched that photo good"
Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"
by ||tom|| December 11, 2008
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