Glazing the Salmon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Glazing

When your being too happy about a situation that has nothing to do with you

Hey man stop glazing

by Lilkahh June 8, 2022

glazed lizard

A cock after a creampie

You cock looks like a glazed lizard

by Hellboy696961 February 24, 2024

Safety Glazes

Protective glasses to prevent semen from getting into your eyes .

My friend Shane always keeps his safety glazes on when I'm around.

by LollipopTom December 7, 2020

Glazing

This term is a Philadelphia slang referring to someone being a bandwagon or a dickeater

Yo bro didn’t start wearing under armor until the Philly goats, he D1 glazing rn

by Redzlvr March 2, 2023

glazed guzzler

The act of receiving oral sex but roughly halfway through the person receiving pulls out the erect penis and wipes the pre cum on the face of the giver. Then the action continues until the receiver ejaculated I'm the mouth of the giver which thereafter massages on to skin.

Bro this girl I hooked up with lastnight totally gave me the glazed guzzler.

by BigJohn420 January 13, 2015

Glazed Newman

Shiny glaze face after getting after It at the Y. Bonus for Krispy Cream flavored lube use.

He came out the bedroom with a glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021