fakefire

someone with overrated and overused humor that makes dumdums laugh.

*waits for all the fakefire dick-riders to give this definition a thumbs down*

by Master Queef February 3, 2008

fake gangster

Acting like you are someone who grew up in a rough neighborhood.

Chris is a fake gangster because he likes to think he grew up on rough streets, yet he was in an upper class neighborhood.

by Fake Irishman December 12, 2007

fake prankster

Someone who won't go up to real strangers;who doesn't have balls.......and a bitch.

Person 1:Dude this youtuber is posting fake pranks.
Person 2:Yea man, he must be a fake prankster.

by Strikxh December 4, 2016

Fake Redneck

People who aren't truly rednecks, but more like guys who come from city/suburban to wealthy environments who will buy a truck, listen to country music and brag about "being a redneck." You can tell that they look up to people like Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy as some sort of guidence reference on how to be a redneck. They are generally all-talk, and they tend to always talk about their truck, hunting, their gun collection, country music, and the like.

FR: "So we were listening to some Toby Keith while we were muddin' in ma truck and we saw some deer and we shot them summbitches...."
Normal Person: "Oh shut the fuck up you fake redneck, you're from Manhattan."

by u4ug54o3214ih53u4g5y434 December 29, 2007

Fake the snake

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe

An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 1, 2017

flakelord

Someone who flakes to the extreme.

Josh: "Hey is Don coming over like he promised"
Katie: "I will send him a text to see"
... 3 hours later ...
Katie: "He is not replying"
Josh: "Oh, he's being a flakelord again"
Katie: "Yup"

by Sharon_Cox September 5, 2014

flakestate

A word developed by Lliam Bishop Evans
in 2014 that means whatever you want it to mean; though It was created with Quantum Theory in mind.

This is the name of an Alternative Rock/Electronic band that can be
found at : www.Flakestate.com

L O V E

1. "I am in a flakestate."
2. “Flextape? ... Flanksteak? ... Oh Okay, Flakestate.”
3. “Hey Brian, have you heard of that band called Flakestate?”

by anklenoise June 9, 2020