fifth graders

In a private school, fifth graders find themselves grown into middle school, without any of their sixth grade public school friends’ advice, as they are being thrown into it, too. The main difference is that, at that point, only the girls are starting to go through puberty, and only very few. Meanwhile, they have to share the hallways with gimongous eighth graders (and their huge seventh grader posse), who, depending on the type of school, may shove them out of the way, beat them, make loud comments about stupid little fifth graders who should go die in a hole, etc. Fifth graders (at least pre- pubescent ones) have an advantage: they are small and fast. In the hallways, they can dart around the sixth and seventh graders to get to their lockers. Another thing: the lockers. Most fifth graders have not gone through puberty and are still kids. So they will construct fake floors and walls in their lockers to conceal their money. ლ($◡$ლ). None of them will have dated anyone by the end of the year, as their crushes are barely blossoming. While some of them may think otherwise, it is a blessing. Oh yeah, AND THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO JUST GRADUATED FROM FIFTH GRADE. TAKE THAT EIGHTH GRADERS!

Eighth grader: Jesus these stupid head fifth graders should die. (Fifth grader1 and Fifth grader2 dart past)
FG1: Wait what
FG2: Don’t care. I’m late!

by Rio9 July 3, 2018

filthy alina

When a woman has a man do a head stand while wearing a raiders helmet she then puts chilli garlic on a spin brush and runs toward the man's rectom with the force of a thousand Spartans. She then tips her hat and puts the spin brush back on the bathroom counter.

Mario cheated on my cousin so she gave him a filthy alina, he didnt even change the head on his toothbrush...

by Toungpunchfartbox October 19, 2020

R/fiftyfifty

The most fucked up subreddit on the whole platform.

Guy1:I saw a man getting skinned alive on r/fiftyfifty
Guy2:Jesus Christ.

by sciarmy June 21, 2022

first year fifty

The weight gain a first year graduate student puts on in his or her first year of studies. Similar to the freshman fifteen, the combination of late night "study breaks" and stress over finding an adviser and funding causes the student to put on some pounds.

"Hey Brian, did you see Karen at the football game?"

"Yeah, looks like she suffered the first year fifty at Stanford."

by Concered Student January 5, 2009

Fawty-five-fifty

Mildly derogative yet humorous way of greeting your asian friends. Derived from comedian Russel Peter's stand up shows.

Asian friend - "Hey guys...."

Other friends - "FAWTY-FIVE-FIFTY! AIE! How's it goin' down there? We was just talkin' bout you..."

by anthubc2010_fawtyfivefifty October 10, 2010

a Buck Fifty

$1.50 or driving really fast.

doing a buck fifty on the highway.

by Jasmine K. September 29, 2005

a Buck Fifty

a term for one dollar and fifty cents

i got a buck fifty ($1.50) back in change

by heffa05 August 12, 2005