A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.
Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!
by Notthatex February 23, 2016
by tryingnewthings June 06, 2018
"Bacon ex machina" is a spoofed literary device when a predicament or main conflict is disabled or saved by bacon, hence the name. Although the literal derivation, "Deus ex machina", is a negatively denotative device, "Bacon ex machina" is opinionated, according to the viewer's interest in said bacon. "Bacon ex machina" can be utilized in novels, article documents, and/or any textual information involving a situation. "Bacon ex machina" is not classified as an inter-social meme, although it consolidates a humorous value.
Person A: "Ugh, I'm starved. I could eat anything."
Person B: "Hey, look on the bright side, A. We have bacon to save us!"
Person C: "No day is a great day without a side of bacon ex machina."
Person B: "Hey, look on the bright side, A. We have bacon to save us!"
Person C: "No day is a great day without a side of bacon ex machina."
by Ninja of Logic August 23, 2014
A Chad Ex Machina is usually the protagonist of a narrative and is exactly what it sounds like A character whom is a chad that cannot die no matter the situation and defies all logic.
WOW! The man character of this movie has been shot at and has fought giant alien bastards twice his size yet he hasn't a scratch on him He is such a Chad Ex Machina.
by The Chad of the isle of man March 03, 2018
December 9th, National Ex Day. It's not official for you unless your ex popped up in your SnapChat memories today.
Mark: My Ex jus popped up in my "a year ago, today" snap
Lukas: Well yeah I mean it's, National Ex Day
Lukas: Well yeah I mean it's, National Ex Day
by yourgirlsfavoriteasshole December 09, 2019
Home made porn video you made with an ex-girlfriend and still keep after the break up. Usually considered a precious treasure.
I have a lot of ex-girlfriend porn hidden among my computer files. I never delete any home porn video I made.
by t.zero December 22, 2015
do u have the Mega Coon EX
by slaveowner123 May 16, 2021