Eli

A fat ass

You know Eli ? Yeah man ! Such a fat ass

by M530 August 23, 2023

Eli

Eli is a very indecisive person and never on time,despite its flaws,Eli is very caring and appreciate her friends a lot.
(Eli is also known as Ambulance girl)

« Hey is where’s eli?
-yeah you mean ambulance girl?
-ye
-idk man she always late..
- this girl i swear »

by noteli November 21, 2021

Elis

Elis a person who really likes snus. He usually wears a flannel jumberjack shirt with a leather jacket. Big fat leather boots are cool thinks Elis. Elis shlong is defined as an opened fire hydrant when he ejaculates.

Is that Elis?
No, it's his shlong.

by DoggesTurken November 26, 2021

Eli

An Eli is the best person in the world to everyone to be lucky enough to know him. Nobody does it better.

Eli you really are the best in the world!

by MizerE November 22, 2021

Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 6, 2022

Ely

Ugly

Girl: Ely is ugly

by itchyfatcock April 8, 2020

Shae and Eli

shae is honestly the best person to exist. She loves her friends so so much. and her boyfriend? she would do anything for him. literally he is her world and she is his. anyeways eli S + E for life? <33

"Omg is that Shae and Eli?"
"yeah! they are perfect for eachother."

by PurplePanda02 April 30, 2022