Lap Eggs

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

by Chad A. February 28, 2003

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.

My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.

by JRBlack July 7, 2016

Eggmo

An Eggmo is a cross between the term "Egg head" which refers to a geek and the term "Emo" which refers to self harming goths.

So a mixture of the 2 makes Eggmo.

A geeky self harming egghead.

That bloke is such an Eggmo, he into the latest gadgets that he uses on himsself to self harm.

by meansonofabean June 10, 2009

Eggs Bodagin

A common misunderstanding of "angry dragon"

"did you hear about that guys eggs bodagin", "you mean angry dragon?"

by irenee February 18, 2008

Eggnog Pie

When one gets intoxicated on Bourbon, stops by McDonalds on the way home for a Large vanilla shake and whist performing cunnilingus, vomits upon the vagina. But as not to waste the Bourbon nor the shake, he or she muscles through and keeps eating.

"Hey Chad, how did your date go last night?" ...."Ugh. It was good, but ended up eatin' the ol' Eggnog Pie if you know what I mean."

by Tood Smooth March 29, 2016

eggs benidict

Stuff a deviled egg entirerly in a womens mouth... then shove your dick in there..... aka...eggs benidict. Aka... holiday magic!

So I was chilling with this bitch and some deviled eggs so i gave her the ol eggs benidict.... son!

by dirty jiffy sd April 11, 2016

Eggs Layton

Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)

That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?

by Run The Juelz February 9, 2017