Eat the radish

Eating the radish is when something fails to live up to expectations, as in how nice radishes are to look at, but how terrible they taste.

As in, "I hope I don't eat the radish today," or, "This pizza really ate the radish."

by Lexike May 30, 2014

eat it and yeet it

The action of eating and then making yourself throw up

Chris: “Hey, did you hear that Vera went to eating disorder rehab?”

Jamie: “oh yeah dude i heard, she would always choose to eat it and yeet it so i saw it coming”

by its_Ollie_bixth February 2, 2022

Eating pork

the act of consuming an meat of a pig called "pork"

Michael: Hey John what are you eating today?
John: I'm eating pork

by Tacticaler November 29, 2022

Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.

John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."

by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023

nerve eating

When you are nervous, especially while learning for a test, eating candy/cookies like your life depends on it.

Mom: Brad, quit the nerve eating while you study, you plundered the whole cupboard in the kitchen for tasty things!
Brad: chomp,chomp, but Mom, i have this big test tomorrow, and i am not sure if i will pass. So I'm having a big nerve eating attack rite nao!
Mom:#NERDRAGE

by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011

eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla October 6, 2016

eat dad

Suck my dick

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad

by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022