Dylan is an absolute buer who loves his girlfriend very much hes has a massive Penis and hes an absolute sex machine lads be like dylan
by Leigh leigh 69 November 23, 2020

Dylan’s are really good friends. They will always check up on you when you look sad, and will always be there for you. They are the biggest simps, they would rather be with their crush than their friends, and will do anything to try and get with that person. They are pretty smart and care about how they do in school. They’re innocent and don’t get into a lot of drama, but they can still have a laugh. They are actually really fun to be around. If you know a Dylan, you’re one lucky person
by Tiktok Girl May 28, 2020

Commonly known throughout his friend group as an asshole. He is very mean to many of his friends. He is good at sports, mostly just gymnastics because he's gay.
"Look at that faggot, he reminds me of Dylan!"
by muhu_ March 31, 2020

A cheap pathetic ugly nasty dirty mean douchbag dickface shit head ball licking dick sucking asshole who doesn't know to stop dipping his dick in anything with a pulse.
"Dylan is a fucking idiot"
by Longshlongdingdongmylordyitsso July 20, 2018

The guy that created the universe by masturbating so hard his single sperm created everything we know of. He is also "ascended"
by Kailin12 May 13, 2019

Dylan is short and cute with brown hair he is my crush but he likes someone else
He is kind and plays football
He is kind and plays football
Dylan
by No one cares😞 February 20, 2019
