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therapist doctor

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy”
friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)
by Spamalam038372884 November 27, 2020
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Doctor

A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills
Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
by unkissedVirgin April 29, 2020
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Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
by CallMeDenki April 29, 2020
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Ankle doctor

A man, usually a teacher. He loves dem ladies and snoops around on school balconies trying to persuade lady teachers to come to his clinic.
"oh snap its the ankle doctor"
"miss janes better watch out!"
by Bellamotomotoswife May 3, 2020
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Lawn doctor

A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.

Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.
I've just gone to the shop and the park an gona make myself a lawn doctor.
by Rilighan May 13, 2020
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Doctor Balls Dickington

A devious penis wielder who masquerades as a medical professional
I thought I was getting foot surgery but alas, it was Doctor Balls Dickington
by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020
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Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.
How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!
by Maxwell Zephyr June 9, 2020
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