Dongasaurusrex

refering to a large or gigantic penis.

All of the ladies want my dongasaurusrex

by Rocktar June 16, 2010

Dong Spew

A milky viscous fluid with a slightly basic PH which spews from your dong when it gets very excited. Tends to cause pregnancy in females.

She took the dong spew in the face

by Photonix July 6, 2010

Dong High Defense

A martial arts technique for Nunchucks wherein the person uses one hand to protect their Dong (Penis) and the other hand firmly grasps the nunchucks and in one motion swings the nunchucks over their head like their life depended on it.

Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS

Your in a forest surrounded by the enemy... The enemy inches in closer. When they are just inches away you invoke the Dong High Defense.

What is that?

YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!

by WeedsFan September 1, 2013

Dong Digger

Similar to the gold digger only she goes after large manhoods that live on welfare and food stamps. Often infertile...

Darian: Man that dong digger made me spend all of this month's welfare and food stamps.
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps

by DJ Craze October 24, 2013

dong-diddler

A person who enjoys touching others' penises, usually by tickling with the tips of the fingers or by "twerking" the butt on it.

(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.

(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.

by your face is douchey November 9, 2013

dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.

Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.

by The Big Green D November 24, 2013

dong flong

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.

Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.

by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014