deep sea muff diving

Deep Sea Muff Diving: Water is wet and deep, so is your bitch's pussy. When you go muff diving on your woman's pussy, her cum is vast just like the ocean sea.

"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."

"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"

by J-Lez September 23, 2021

Divinia

Is usually the grandmas favorite can be very stupid but fun. She pretty but has a younger cousin who is usually very beautiful

Divinia- Hey your like wayyyyy prettier than me younger cousin. Younger cousin- yeah I know

by Litbro490420 November 28, 2018

disco diving

where a women with long hair puts a large amount of UV gel on her hair until it hardens and turns a UV light on so it shines and then fucks her boyfriend in the japs-eye to loud club music

tessa and i had sex and then she did some disco diving

by jack number 7 May 17, 2007

Dumpster Diving

When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.

"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"

"Oh that's dumpster diving."

by McNooget April 26, 2010

Deep sea diving

Having to retrieve a tampon after sex. Consisting of squatting and retrieving the tampon with your fingers. Usually there is a moment of panic when you believe it is too far to reach.

I decided to have sex on my period but had to go deep sea diving afterward.

by Satansmokesreds August 31, 2013

dumpster diving

Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.

Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.

by P.T.T. March 6, 2007

dumpster diving

Hanging out with really ugly chicks.

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight

by bizzyare November 5, 2009