montana musket diver

When you’re banging a chick from behind and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her asshole and plunge it in with your dick.

She was all for it until I got her with the good ol’ Montana musket Diver

by ScrabbleMan123 March 27, 2020

muff divers

People who take part in the action of muff diving e.g lesbian whores.

Ur a fucking muff divers you fucking whore, now kiss me.

by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006

Diverse

Consisting of or including black people, some white people and a few are gay. (But not including Asians)

"Isn't Hamilton AMAZING?!"
"Yeah, they're so diverse!"

by qazplwsxokmedcijn123890 July 22, 2017

Swan dive

The act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.

John felt dinner with Sarah was getting awkward so he went for a swan dive to break the tension.

by Polonski October 19, 2012

diver

The definition of an Arsenal player, the only reason that Arsenal managed to go undefeated this season. Notice Pires diving for a penalty against Portsmouth to draw. Note also that Arsenal have two decent english footballers, Henry is a clear homo-sexual, Keown is possibly the ugliest monkey ever, Pires has yet to clean the stain off his chin.

P.S. they will never make it past the quarter-finals of the champion's league unlike a certain other London club.

"You fuckin dick Pires, if you don't stop diving i'm going to run on the pitch and cut off your legs, and then will have fun beating you with them as you role around on the floor in real pain for once"

by spainy May 20, 2004

Diek

A word one tries hard to defend in use of scrabble just to find they are wrong.

I tried to use a diek in scrabble today, I swore it was a real word but google said otherwise !

by Miword November 21, 2018

pearl diver

Also said to be a kitchen hand or Dish pig. It just sounds better/cooler.

The name comes from the fact that the white plates are pulled from the murky washing water, to reveal a white glissen much the same as pearls.

I reached into the water and pulled up a clean plate it was just like pearl diving.

John: Your a dish pig arent you
Jimmy: No im a "pearl diver"

by Jack "The BakerMAN" December 12, 2006