Gay cliff diving

When two straight males are depressed enough to make the decision that old age isn't going to take them out. So they buy out their local drug dealers, put all of the drugs into a finely mixed milkshake. Stick 2 straws in that cup and start their last journey with a mouth full of meth, coccaine, numerous pharmaceuticals, and sea salt and carmel flavored ice cream. After consuming the heavily drugged mixture of ice cream in liquid form they then tie their long penises together in a double fishers knot and simultaneously do a cartwheel off of the biggest cliff in the state of Virginia hopefully leading to the death of both gentlemen without shitting on each other which happens quite frequently when someone passes away.

Did you hear about Jim and Adam going gay cliff diving the other night. I heard they got the job done without either of them defecating at all. Classy to the end.

by Jimmie Choo May 8, 2023

dicking around

doin nuttin'

me and tyrone were dicking around insted of working

by Jeffizzo October 28, 2003

diking

dorm hiking:
idk it's a thing now

I couldn't fall asleep so I decided to go diking."

by heythereholly October 22, 2012

Dicking

When some is tripping hard,such as bugging.

That boy dicking I ain’t fucking with it tonight.

by T-block hitta July 25, 2018

Moby Dicking

To engage in the act of coitus with an overweight girl, but with extreme physical force and a great passion.

Drunken sex can often be classified as a "Moby Dicking", due to the lack of judgement, but the intact passion of lovemaking.

"Can you believe Hank beats his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, I heard about that. I bet when they're alone she gets a solid Moby Dicking."

“To the ass, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I hump at thee; For hate's sake, I shoot my last load at thee!"

by lordmb April 12, 2010

Dragon Dycing

To roll dice against an opponent for money; the highest roll, being the winner.

I'm dragon dycing 400m at this time.

by wordup21 July 23, 2011

Scuba Diving

When you lay on your back and suck your own dick while your balls sag onto your eyeballs.

I tried scuba diving last night. Totally felt like I had a snorkel in my mouth and goggles over my eyes

by CrystalPepsi March 12, 2015