A person trained to advise, assist, and offer emotional and physical comfort to a individual before, during, and after a difficult poop. The Bachelor of Science in Deucela is a three-year full-time Program, that is delivered in three terms per year. The program is based on a concept, competency-based approach. Students are exposed to the latest technology, innovative practice-based experiences, and provide with a range of resources.
I’m one of the countless people out there who owe their lives to a deucela. In 2013, I was having a difficult poo and was starting to bleed out. My deucela saved my life. He lite candles, put on soft music and dabbed my asshole clean. He also educated me in the lost art of the courtesy flush. Which consequently saved other lives in that department store bathroom.
by LittleAnt September 22, 2023
Get the Deucela mug.The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.
GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
by resident alian February 18, 2008
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The act of stalling the running of a dungeon while playing World of Warcraft so you can go poo in real life.
"Hey guys, before we hit this next boss, I need to take a quick dungeon deuce"
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"where did *players name* go? He's been gone for a while now.."
"he must have gone to drop a dungeon deuce"
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"where did *players name* go? He's been gone for a while now.."
"he must have gone to drop a dungeon deuce"
by Kittyisgood April 28, 2010
Get the Dungeon Deuce mug.A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
by fudgedragon November 19, 2010
Get the dangling deuce mug.When you and a bro deuce in public stalls next to each other. Bro deucing, when a cooperative effort is required.
At camp, Mike and Tyler had to deuce. There were two stalls available, thus resulting in a bro deuce.
by rorburger December 15, 2010
Get the Bro deuce mug.when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011
Get the Standing Deuce-ation mug."Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"
"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."
"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."
by hiddendragon August 6, 2012
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