seb pitzu deal

when 2 people make a deal that they are going to do something but both of them know that it is unlikely that they'll do it/ it actually happens but they talk like they will for sure do it/ it will for sure happen
person 1: there is a party tomorrow wanna come.
person 2: cant I need to be in Berlin the day after tomorrow at 10 am.
person1: just take a plane to berlin when the party is dead at like 3 am
person 2: your right let's do it!
person 3: now that a seb pitzu deal if I ever heard one smh
person 1 and 2: Nah fuck you man
the next day person 2 says he can't make it and person 1 goes to the party alone.
by pitzu January 29, 2020
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Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it
Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face
by chorizogordo October 20, 2023
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Tubby Good Deals

Tubby Good Deals’ is a term given to an individual who in short, is tubby (or not so tubby) This term has nothing to do with good deals although it may be used in a transaction with tubby doing a good deal.
Chambers- Areet Ovvy mate, would you like a pint?

Ovvy - TUBBY GOOD DEALS, TUBBY GOOD DEALS!
by TubbyGoodDeals June 08, 2024
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Smoker's Deal

Smoker's Deal is a term used when you get an unbelievable bargain for something. Smoker's Deal is something that a crack head would offer you on a product/service at a super low rate.
"Hey man I'll sell you this 52' inch flat screen for 20 bucks!".... "Damn that's a smoker's deal right there!"
by KCHyphy November 07, 2008
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Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.
Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+
by stainless67 April 18, 2022
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piecha deal

Piecha Deal is an Italian mob reference to the penis of a gay man.
"Hey, did you see Vito slamming that guy with his Piecha Deal?"
by SRMVegas December 16, 2010
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Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
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