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Dank Protes

A term used by wannabe meat heads and weight lifters for protein.
Bro!! I took to much dank protes after our last lift sesh and got squirt shits again !

I forgot to wash the dank protes out of my shaker cup now it smells like my sisters ass.
by terry TERRY TURTLE January 11, 2019
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duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.
Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018
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Dank Shark

A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
Oh look thats a Dank Shark.
That Dank Shark is so cool!
by The Most True Person January 20, 2019
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Anne Danking

When you hot box an attic like Anne Frank Would've if she had weed
by Waifu777 February 24, 2017
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Dank Trades

dank trades is an alright dank memer based server. there are 4 groups in this server - the edaters, the melodic rap fans, the mods and the scammers. the edaters are people who dates online because they can't get bitches in real life. the melodic rap fans are those that can stand up for their friends and themselves but it can get annoying but no hard feelings! the mods are literally people who moderate a server FOR FREE, everyday, every second, every hour like bro... you don't even get paid nitro, how you doing this for free. the scammers are people who are the dumbest motherfuckers for thinking that they can scam in dank trades, trial mods are always on yo ass idk why you would do that. a pussyo will ping a mod and then a tmod will take care of it like why? is there free logs behind this shit?
person1: yo, ever heard of dank trades?
person2: the edater central?
person1: yes.
by your local urban user June 4, 2022
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Dank dog

The ultimate alpha male and will rape its owner every night
Is that a dank dog, yeah he fucks me every night
by Porn shower 22 March 18, 2022
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dank balls

The strong desire to smoke weed, and you are convinced you're going to until you can't after all.
"Damn bro I thought we were going to smoke, now I have dank balls
by Ogzf August 15, 2017
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