Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Lieutenant Jim Dangle is the daddy DILF whenever girls see him they respond by their bumholes sweating up and their eyebrows spicing up.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.

I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.

Person 1: omg look it's lieutenant Jim dangle
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU

by jericc is my son February 20, 2022

Do the Dangle

Going commando. Freeballing it!

My daughter will be do the dangle at hoco this year.

by Hillfight September 23, 2022

do the dangle

To go commando. To wear no underoos. To let it be free.

My 15-year-old decided to do the dangle this year for her homecoming dance. So I had to take her shopping for underwear.

Tim decided to do the dangle this year when packing for my vacation. He wanted to feel free in his golf swing and avoid chaffing.

by Hillfight September 25, 2022

bingle bongle dingle dangle

a slur or different word for playing a snare drum while masterbating.

"bro when i get home imma watch someone bingle bongle dingle dangle"

by squbwarb January 22, 2023

joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023

dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta

a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent

“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”

by bababooeyman69 October 29, 2023

the spang dangler

When your partner has your wang in her mouth and you force her head all the way down, spin round and do a handstand blowing your load into her throat and grabbing her ass

She asked for the spang dangler tonight but my arms hurt

by MR SIR 2010 November 23, 2023