tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Whatever and crap

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.

“Like I said before man whatever and crap”
“Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”

by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019

Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018

Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020

Crap Tickets

Toilet paper

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.

by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010

Snap and Crap

The action of snapchatting and shitting simultaneously.

"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."

by grayvie train November 7, 2016

crap paddle

Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!

Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.

Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.

by applejacks101 January 9, 2017