The Naked Cowboy 

Famous dude who stands in Times Square with his guitar in his underwear as a tourist attraction. Despite what the name would imply, he's not actually naked.

While we were touring around the city we got our picture taken with the naked cowboy!

The Naked Cowboy by YoungNaturistsAmerica January 28, 2011

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp 

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.

Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp by DriftingNick April 6, 2010

Dave Cowboy 

Dave Cowboy is synonymous with the 'One Love Sheriff'. Dave Cowboy rides around the free party on a gust of hot air, proclaiming and spreading love and peace to all revellers. Should any negative vibes frequent the venue, then the One Love Sheriff fluffs them up, whether they like it or not, until they glow pink and lovely in the sunrise at dawn.

Get outta the woods RnB, this dance floor ain't big enough for your attitude and my Dave Cowboy one love magic...

Dave Cowboy by Echo Green May 6, 2012

walmart cowboy

A wannabe cowboy. He wears boots and wranglers, but doesn't know a thing about country life. A city boy who dresses like a cowboy. He likes the cowboy style but doesn't realize it's a lifestyle and the way you were raised and not the way you dress. It's more about falling off the horse and getting right back on it or waking up before dawn to milk the cows than how your jeans fit your ass. He buys his wranglers from Wal-Mart and probably never rode a horse in his life.

Look, he's got a cowboy hat, and wranglers, but I don't see a rodeo belt buckle or dirt on those boots, and he didn't open the door for that lady. He must be a walmart cowboy.

walmart cowboy by #1SouthernGrace February 26, 2014

Audit Cowboy

Like a cowboy in the Wild West, an auditor does what he has to do to survive. He shoots from the hip, and documents his way around problem areas to reduce work load and conflict with clients.

Manager - “How did you manage to reconcile tax payable to within 28 cents when you’re clearly missing specific expenses/tax allowances?”

Audit Clerk “I did what I had to do, I’m an audit cowboy and it’s tough out here in the Wild West”

Audit Cowboy by The Original Cowboy March 29, 2018

sad cowboy

The act of KA-RA-TE chopping a guy in the nutsack between the balls while standing causing the nuts to look like the legs and chaps of a cowboy and causing the dick to flop looking like a sad cowboy.

Dude Marilyn gave me a sad cowboy last night and they're still numb.

sad cowboy by Southernmostvapor September 9, 2018

Oakdale Cowboy 

Simalar to a drugstore cowboy but more hard core. They can be seen driving around Oakdale, Ca. with empty horse trailers at all hours of the day. Usually tries too hard to look like they are from the country.

That Oakdale Cowboy took his horse trailer grocery shopping! That Oakdale cowboy is talkin' shit...I bet he only has 5 acres and a horse.

Oakdale Cowboy by B.A.M.Farmer January 7, 2011