Couch Walrus

A lazy son of a bitch who spends their entire day on the couch videogames, smoking weed and eating food while bathing in their own stench.
Yo, paul has played COD all fucking day and ate all the food what a couch walrus.
by jeevie November 16, 2011
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couch argument

A fierce and unresolved argument between spouses/partners that ends up with one party sleeping on the couch.
"That argument that me and my husband had last night was so intense that it became a couch argument".
by Flyy4cat April 12, 2009
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couch-worrier

a person who sits on the couch, worrying about stuff, thinking that it will effect them, but never leave their house.
Guy 1: Dude, your brother is such a couch-worrier!
Guy 2: Hey, shut up! your dad is WAY more of one than my brother! he hasn't left your house for a week! He just sits on the couch watching CNN.
by 800 g September 12, 2009
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couch melter

Pot brownies that are so good it feels like you're melting into the couch when you eat them
Want some brownies? They're real couch melters
by steezy-D April 08, 2014
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Apple Couch

It started out as a seed, which was planted by a few former Runescape CC members. It then grew and grew, and transformed into one of the coolest clan chats in Runescape.

There is enough room on the couch for everyone, and all are invited. Its inviting atmosphere and friendly charm are what have helped the couch earn its renown. It is ran by Get_Psych_O, a player moderator.
"Z0mg it's the Apple Couch!"

"There is enough room on the Apple Couch for everyone!"

"The Apple Couch has its own security system!"

"You just got couch'd!"
by psychy July 23, 2009
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fainting couch feminism

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.
by dondidit October 16, 2014
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COUCH RACING

Doing it on the couch=)
by Betty March 06, 2005
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