Taking a piss in a can of coke, followed by drinking it but not swallowing, then spitting it out on a vagina.
by Caleb Karter December 19, 2011

Oh man, I was fisting my girlfriend and she spilled the coke all over my carpet. Spilling the coke is fucking gross.
by Geerg September 19, 2010

Southend-on-sea's, world famous double act! Well known for their antics and even have a drink named after them in local establishments!
Woman: "WOW, did you see those two"?
Bartender: "Yeah that's Bear and Coke"!
Woman: "Like the drink"?
Bartender: "The drinks named after them".
Woman: "Give me a pitcher then."
Bartender: "Yeah that's Bear and Coke"!
Woman: "Like the drink"?
Bartender: "The drinks named after them".
Woman: "Give me a pitcher then."
by Mr.Swishy October 20, 2009

The act of ordering or asking for (politely/not politely) a diet soda, when received, the soda being normal.
Cashier: What may I get you to drink with that?
Customer: A diet Coke please.
(2 minutes later with full order)
Customer: Aww man! He gave me a Hoax Coke. I am very uncomfortable.
Customer: A diet Coke please.
(2 minutes later with full order)
Customer: Aww man! He gave me a Hoax Coke. I am very uncomfortable.
by Christian Pollak March 1, 2009

Ali was caught coke-caning with a husky white man because her small elf lover couldn't fulfill her needs
by herro prease February 11, 2009

by Tricky May 24, 2004

by CokeFloat Bob November 29, 2010
