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Cleveland Sideslapper

When the female vagina has become loose because of overusage the sides of the vagina flaps as she walks. Science has shown that all girls in cleveland have loose pussies.
Her cleveland sideslapper hit me in the face and gave me a black eye.
by Ramchargerz April 27, 2009
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Cleveland, Ohio

1. n. The city that God forgot. Population is afflicted with a group inferiority complex that results in extreme anxiety and skepticism whenever one of its sports teams is in national spotlight, resulting in a colossal sports choke.

2. v. To be forgotten by God.
1. Mayor: Dear God, please help my city.
God: what city is that, your honor?
Mayor: Cleveland, Ohio.
God: Ummm, Cleveland? Oh, yeah, I forgot about your city. SORRY.

2. Captain, we're sinking fast. The Titanic has been Clevelanded.
by Ricksick December 30, 2010
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Cleveland Raincheck

When you go home with a fugly chick and begin to sober up you realize you can't sleep with this girl. When she goes to the restroom to prepare herself for sex, you pull the sheets and covers down, dump all over the bed and pull the sheets back to cover your crap. Then run like hell!
Last night this chick took me home and as soon as she went to the bathroom i left her a cleveland raincheck in her bed!
by mcsruff_dog September 27, 2010
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Cleveland Steamers

A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.
Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!
by theoneandolnly July 21, 2010
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Cliver

The cliver is inside part and connection between the big toe, and the next toe along.
This flip flop feels nice on my cliver.
by LivKaz July 10, 2009
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Cleveland Fire Starter

The act of dumping an insane ammount of lighter fluid into your girl's asshole, lighting it, then penatrating her flaming booty hole. Only for pros who have mastered all of the other 'Cleveland Sex Acts'.
Badass Guy: Aye man I gave my girl a Cleveland Fire Starter last night.

Lame Guy: WTF man?! That's horrible. You've been on Urban Dictionary too long. No one really does that shit.

Badass Guy: ... *give Lame Guy a Cleveland Fire Starter*
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 22, 2010
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chiven

another word for chicken.

originated in the cute little state of rhode island by two bored college kids.
can i have the spicy chiven sandwich?
by stupid rhode island grrrrl August 28, 2008
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