Texas Chili Bowl

When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.

Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.

by HouCou2003 April 19, 2021

inverted chili dog

The shit that works its way into the man's penis while having a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for a week!

by LDi July 30, 2008

eskimo chili dog

An Eskimo chili dog is when you freeze a turd to be used later as a dildo.

She couldn't find her vibrator, but she remembered the Eskimo chili dog waiting in the freezer.

by Shitlord4747 July 22, 2016

triple chili XXX

when a man is ass fucking a dog while fingering a camel and a women is masturbating to spongebob and using a care to shove up the dogs mouth ant to finish it up the man jizzes out gummy bears

man that was a crazy triple chili xxx last night

by a guy/girl/camel/dog December 14, 2010

Texas Chili-Bowl

The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.

Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?

Stephanie: I really need a haircut.

Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!

by Cesara June 19, 2008

Chili Cheese Dog

Old people at the local library who are eating just sitting around eating

We need to leave, this place is full of Chili Cheese Dogs so I can't use the free internet

by Johnny5s April 30, 2008

TEXAS CHILI BOWL

when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .

i had a texas chili bowl with my girlfriend last night.

by gaterman February 8, 2010