Cancer

A disease caused by watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1:Oh dude what happened?Why are you in the hospital.

Guy 2:Don't watch Jake Paul...He gave me cancer

by IDKK_KKK May 20, 2018

Cancer

Jake Paul

Billy: How did you get cancer?
Larry: I watched Jake Paul.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.

Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.

by Caustirical October 20, 2018

chandersakera

a sri lankan god with a 30 inch horse cock that will pound you so hard your ass will be a well.

guy" my arse hurts from the chandersakera last night"

by wright-phillips October 27, 2018

Cancer

Fortnite battle royal is cancer

Me:fortnite is cancer

Kid who plays fortnite:your mum is cancer

Fortnite community: oHoHoHoHoHoHoH

by tindjam09 [ps4] August 20, 2019

Chanvera

The coolest/perfect dude you'll ever meet. He'll give you cookies when you're sad.

omg im so sad
bro I know what will cheer you up
what?
a CHANVERA
aw man ty so much

by zawlling January 4, 2020

Cancer dog

A dog that has lost all of its hair and it has flakey black skin. Aka my dog

Person: “wow, your dog is fucking ugly!”
Me: “yep, he is one hell of a cancer dog”

by Cancer dog March 7, 2020